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sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

wow

replaced “college applications” with resumes and that’s what you get through college as well…

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poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

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  • Question: What's the most illegal thing you ever did? - Anonymous
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    almanzapedia:

    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

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charliexxx:

So. I had no idea about this app until I went into my doctor and he told me about it. 

LISTEN UP. THIS APP. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SERIOUSLY A BLESSING. ESPECIALLY TO ANYONE WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (which is kind of everyone now). THIS IS NOT INSURANCE THOUGH. BUT IT WILL HELP YOU OUT. DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW. NO. STOP READING. DOWNLOAD IT

This app allows you to input the prescription you have, select your dose, and then find a place near you (or your own pharmacy) with the cheapest price. Then you click “get code/coupon/discount card,” show that to the pharmacist, and THERE YOU GO. SAVING YOU SOME CASH TO GET YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED DRINK, CANDY BAR, DATE MONEY, SEX TOY CASH, OR GO BUY YOURSELF A HAMSTER AND NAME HIM STARLORD WITH THE EXTRA MONEY

No, but in all seriousness. This app is saving my ass right now. 

I’m Trans* and have Fibromyalgia, and this is really making a difference already. I hope this helps out other people. We all know it fucking sucks to have to pay this much for the medication we need to function in life. 

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abundance-ofhappiness:

Two years ago on Sunday, I won two gold medals in the British Taekwondo Championships. One month later, I became ill. Exactly one year ago today (September 10th 2012) I woke up unable to walk. I couldn’t stand, i couldn’t do anything. I was screaming in pain and i just remember how desperate me and my family felt. My body is now so scarred from my mental health plummeting after my ability to walk left me. I suffer from a rare genetic condition known as Ehlers Danlos Syndrome (EDS). I have secondary illnesses known as Reflex Neurovascular Dystrophy and Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. I want to spread awareness of these conditions. I was 14 years old when I was told that I had EDS; by this point it had already attacked my entire body, causing permanent damage to my hand and taking away my ability to walk. I was scared, i remember not having a diagnosis, not understanding why I could no longer walk. I had only just turned 14 when I took my last steps. I have just turned 15 and I am trying so hard to stick with it. Life is difficult, but throw in something that stops you doing the things you love, and it can be hell. Please, reblog this. I want to spread awareness of this illness that cripples and disables people worldwide. 

EDS can take away you ability to walk?!

It can take away most things. I’m in a wheelchair half time now, when I used to just need a cane - and before that, no mobility aids at all. Eventually, I’m likely to be full time in a chair.

It can take away walking and using hands/arms, it can take away your vision, your ability to eat, and many other things. This is what I was ranting about last night, when people try to say ‘it’s not THAT bad’ because no, maybe it isn’t right NOW, but it can get to be that bad. It really can.

EDS is something that can literally take away the use of any part of your body. Collagen is everywhere. With a disorder that breaks down collagen, it has the potential to literally kill.

It can take away brain function. It can cause a person’s heart to explode. It can take away the physical ability to feel - or can cause you to physically feel too much (POTS in a nutshell). It can make your teeth rot more than usual, or make them fall out. It can cause reproductive system problems. It can cause to not be able to eat (already mentioned, yes?). It can cause blindness, deafness, the loss of the ability to breathe… It can make it impossible to stand, sit, or lay down - depending on what it attacks.

The scary part? All of this can happen overnight. 

About a month ago, I went to bed, like normal. Just to take a nap. Middle of the afternoon, an hour to myself, so I took advantage of it. When I woke up, my glasses didn’t work right. Sometime within that hour, my corneas had moved again. 

This is a serious disorder.

Stop scrolling and boost this

EDS awareness

i should probably add that by now it has left me completely bed bound due to my brain stem and spinal cord. this disease can be incredibly serious. thank you for reblogging my post

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By Carol Rossetti (originally in color, I hope she forgives me!)

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bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

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ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

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thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica


Duuuuuuuuuude.

pavender:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Duuuuuuuuuude.

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mynaturalsistas:

But are you paying attention to what’s going on??? My heart is so heavy….. so heavy…

An attorney for the family of John Crawford III, the man fatally shot by police in an Ohio Walmart store, says surveillance video contradicts the police department’s version of events. Officers say Crawford refused to drop the pellet gun he was holding, but the video allegedly shows them gunning him down “on sight.”

Crawford, 22, was shopping at the Beavercreek, Ohio store on Aug. 5 whenpolice responded to another customer’s report that Crawford was carrying an AR-15 rifle. He was actually holding a pellet air rifle he had just picked up from a shelf in the store’s toy department.

Attorney Michael Wright says he viewed surveillance video that shows Crawford was facing away from the cops and talking to his girlfriend on the phone when police spotted him, and didn’t have the toy gun raised. Hetold WDTN Crawford probably didn’t see or hear the officers before he was shot.

"John was doing nothing wrong in Walmart, nothing more, nothing less than shopping,"Wright said, according to Reuters.

#johncrawford #rip #justice #dontshoot

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sirjac-x:

May the force be with you

sirjac-x:

May the force be with you

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