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phemiec:

Don’t shame people for not knowing how to do something you think is common knowledge.

The reason someone doesn’t know something is simply that they were never taught it. It does not mean they are less intelligent than you, It means that no one ever took the time to teach it to them. You got lucky that someone taught it to you or else you wouldn’t know it either. So stop.

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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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ryden-gg:

With modifications becoming more commonplace every year, it’s not surprising to see that many people know next to nothing about modifications, but still choose to get them with only the information that everyone knows. So here are some things that you probably didn’t know about modifications. (Like tattoos, piercings, and stretched lobes.)

You cannot get a tattoo when you’re drunk. This is because alcohol causes the blood to thin. When a tattoo gun touches your skin, it creates little cuts. Getting a tattoo while drunk can cause you to lose a lot of blood. Not to mention the fact that it might mess with the quality of the tattoo.

Some inks will react differently to your skin. For example, many people are allergic to red ink. This can cause a rash, which also might mess up the quality of your tattoo. Additionally, yellow ink fades really easily.

Acrylic is a big no no in all piercings. This includes stretched lobes. Acrylic is a bad material to use because it is porous. This means that it’s more likely to carry bacteria, which can really mess up your piercing and make you sick. Additionally, do NOT buy plugs that are made out of polymer clay. This is also extremely porous and can royally jack up your ears. Some good materials are Surgical Steel, Stone, and Glass.

TAPERS ARE NOT JEWELRY. Tapers are a stretching instrument that looks a bit like a cone. While these can be used up to a 2g, some piercers suggest avoiding them completely. Tapers should never be worn for more than a few minutes. This is because they weigh unevenly on your lobes, which can cause a bad stretch, tearing, and blowouts. Alternatively, bondage tape (which you can get at any Spencers) can be used to properly stretch your lobes.

Piercing guns are bad news! They’re completely unsterile, and they can cause serious tissue trauma. A piercing gun basically forces a blunt piece of jewelry through the skin. This causes the skin to rip open to make room for the jewelry. Then it places the jewelry snugly against the skin, giving no room for the piercing to breathe. An actual needle piercing, done by a professional, is much safer and MUCH less painful.

Tattoos are much more sensitive than you think, and they take a lot longer to heal than what people may tell you. First of all, while the pain can go away after a week or two, the tattoo will not be fully healed for at least two months. While healing, you have to keep the tattoo as safe and clean as possible. That means no baths, no tanning, no swimming, etc. You also must lotion it often (don’t over-saturate it) and wash it three times a day. Think of it as any other open wound. You wouldn’t let it get dirty, would you?

Everyone has a different pain tolerance. Asking your friend how much their tattoo or piercing hurt won’t be accurate to you, since you might have a higher or lower pain threshold.

Stretching your lobes is absolutely NOT supposed to be painful. At most, you’re supposed to feel a little pressure, but that’s it. When done right, it is painless. For some reason, people seem to keep saying that stretching is like getting a piercing over and over again, but that is completely untrue. Stretching is literally just that, the stretching of the skin. Additionally, you MUST wait between stretches. You need to give your skin time to relax into the stretch and regain elasticity.

I think this about wraps it up. I hope this was informative. I welcome (correct) additions to this post.

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jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

theprettiestboy:

the-real-seebs:

ragingqueermisandrist:

lellyphant:

whatitmeanstomissneworleans:

She is so cute, why do people hate her so much?

(because she’s a black woman who doesn’t pander to the male gaze or take any shit and is just really fuckin awesome)

Nikki is a black woman who owns her own business and is making a name in a male dominated industrys but still feminine and that pisses people off lol

I feel I should point out a thing, for the record:

I have seen a couple of posts complaining about people hating her.

I have never actually seen anyone express an opinion of her which was negative, or even neutral. The range seems to be from about “like her quite a bit” to “if she commands me to kill, I will kill”.

(EDIT: I should point out I am really bad at faces, but I think that’s Nicki Minaj, right? I was thrown off by “Nikki”.)

There’s been a fair amount of backlash against her within the industry, including really stupid shit like this guy who thought that insulting her while introducing her act was a good idea. There’ve been issues with people trying to insult and talk over her in interviews, and she has walked out of quite a few places because of it. Her responses to attacks and disrespect sometimes remind me of luka’s, and of course that makes some enemies too especially when she’s contending with the “angry black woman” stereotype.

I think that for the most part the public is in love with her, but there are definitely some people who would like to see her fail. 

That’s sort of depressing.

it’s a lot less depressing when you consider her responses to it. it’s the same shit other women have been suffering all along, but here is this hero finally drawing a line and taking no shit.

so much love for niki minaj.

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shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

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inneedofahero:

thorkizilla:

Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]

I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.

BUT NO.

HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.

AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT.  I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.

WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSSHOLES.  I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

It’s also so typical they would want to see what they could blow up with their powers. Like a couple of teenagers.

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caramelkite:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

No fucking joke, my absolute favorite customers are teenagers.  They are always polite and patient.  The older the customer is, the more nervous I get when they approach my register because nearly every single time they are absolutely patronizing and rude.

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punchbuggydragon:

thecoffeecoyote:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

SO MANY HUMMINBIRB

HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES

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texts-from-disney:

[Image: Vincenzo “Vinny” Santorini, leaning out of the flap of his tent with a lit match in one hand.]

(612): I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.

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gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

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strawbellies:

kyuukai:

631話「一発殴らせろってばよ」 by ぶっ

This is exactly what I’ve been craving for a long time! ^ ^

I FUCKING LOVE THIS HOLY HELL

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brigidkeely:

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iridessence:

iridessence:

PLEASE REBLOG THIS: Is there anyone in the Chicagoland area that wants a dog? I can no longer keep our dog Dablund because I’m going to live on campus.

He looks to be a poodle mix and I estimate that he is around 4 years old, give or take a few months. He loves attention, doesn’t seem to like other male dogs or small children and needs a family/owner with lots of patience.

I have more pictures upon request and I’m not asking for anything for him. If you can pick him up, that would be ideal. In a few days he’ll be given to a shelter.

UPDATE: in order to avoid him getting into the hands of people looking to make a quick buck by selling him to a testing shelter, I’m charging $25 for him. But if I know your tumblr well enough, he will be free.

OMG he looks like the dog I had growing up! She was a lab/cockerspaniel mix. Unfortunately I can’t take him, but signal boosting for local peeps who might be looking for a pup. 

Hopefully he won’t have to go to a shelter. Signal boost please!

I have a small child or I’d be tempted. Any Chicago folks looking for a cute dog?

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